Now that the silly season is in full swing, here's ten things you should not say to your local mummy blogger at the neighborhood Christmas bash...
1. "I didn't know you were into archeology."
2. "What do you do in your spare time?"
3. "Why don't you just keep a journal?"
4. "Aren't you busy enough with the children?"
5. "I wanted to be a journalist too!"
6. "My nephew works at Tesco, I'll see if he can get you a contact there."
7. "Here's a tissue darling, Jane said you had a booger."
8. "My GP is great, I'm sure she'd give you a Prozac prescription if you asked..."
9. "The local college offers some good extended education courses..."
10. "Have you tried quilting?"
9. "The local college offers some good extended education courses..."
10. "Have you tried quilting?"
OK, ladies, what else would get under your collar?
Photo credit: No Prawns
