Mum (44) interviews Emily (7), Alexandra (5) and HM (4):
1. What is something mum always says to you?
Emily: WHAT DID YOU DO AT SCHOOL TODAY.
Alexandra: WELL DONE.
HM: I DON'T KNOW.
2. What makes mummy happy?
Emily: PRESENTS.
Alexandra: WHEN I CLEAN UP MY TOYS.
HM: WHEN I SAY YOU MAKE YUMMY DINNERS.
3. What makes mummy sad?
Emily: WHEN WE HURT OURSELVES.
Alexandra: IF WE DON'T DO WHAT YOU SAY.
HM: WHEN I CRY.
4. How does your mum make you laugh?
Emily: TICKLE ME.
Alexandra: WHEN YOU SAY FUNNY THINGS TO ME.
HM: WHEN I TICKLE YOU (?)
5. What was your mum like as a child?
Emily: NICE.
Alexandra: I DON'T KNOW.
HM: I DON'T KNOW.
6. How old is your mum?
Emily: FORTY FOUR.
Alexandra: FIFTEEN.
HM: FOUR.
7. How tall is your mum?
Emily: TWO METERS.
Alexandra: FIFTEEN FEET TALL.
HM: THIS BIG (standing on a chair)
8. What is her favourite thing to do?
Emily: SLEEP.
Alexandra: DRINK COFFEE.
HM: WORK.
9. What does your mum do when you’re not around?
Emily: WORK ON YOUR COMPUTER.
Alexandra: MAKE DINNER FOR US
HM: WALK (I think she meant to say work)
10. If your mum became famous, what would it be for?
Emily: WRITING ON THE COMPUTER AND MAKING PAVLOVA.
Alexandra: BEING IN A SHOW.
HM: KIDS.
11. What is your mom really good at?
Emily: LOOKING AFTER US.
Alexandra: COOKING
HM: WORKING.
12. What is your mom not very good at?
Emily: MATHS.
Alexandra: RUNNING FAST.
HM: NUMBERS.
13. What does your mum do for her job?
Emily: LOOK AFTER US AND BE A BRITISH MUMMY BLOGGER.
Alexandra: LOOK AFTER US.
HM: WORK ON YOUR COMPUTER AND LOOK AFTER US.
14. What is your mum’s favourite food?
Emily: FONDUE.
Alexandra: FAJITAS
HM: CHEESE.
15 If your mom was given one wish, what would it be?
Emily: A BIGGER HOUSE.
Alexandra: FOR US TO BE GOOD
HM: I DON'T KNOW.
Not sure I liked all the answers, but it was very telling. Try it!
Inspired by Jen at Under the Big Blue Sky.
Photo credit: pigpogm
