My garndener just told me this joke. I couldn't resist posting it.
“Hi. This is Sarah Palin. Is Senator Lieberman in?”
“No, Mrs. Palin. It’s Yom Kippur.”
“Well, hello, Yom. Can I leave a message with you?
That woman scares me.
PS -- here's the background if you don't get it!
My sister-in-law in Sunnyvale sent me this and I couldn't resist posting it.
What are you doing for Halloween?
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Alexandra came out of reception today with chocolate smudged on her face and a ripped open package of Maltesers in her hand. Half were still stuffed in her cheek, bulging like a hamster.
Who's birthday was it today? I asked knowingly.
I'll give you a hint. It starts with a wah, she said slipping her slightly sticky hand into mine.
William?
Now that the silly season is in full swing, here's ten things you should not say to your local mummy blogger at the neighborhood Christmas bash...
1. "I didn't know you were into archeology."
2. "What do you do in your spare time?"
3. "Why don't you just keep a journal?"
4. "Aren't you busy enough with the children?"
5. "I wanted to be a journalist too!"
6. "My nephew works at Tesco, I'll see if he can get you a contact there."
7. "Here's a tissue darling, Jane said you had a booger."
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